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Okay, Friday is here again and that means it’s time for another round of Aloha Friday.
Since my daughter loves knock knock jokes, and I can’t remember more than 2 or 3 I am hoping you can help me out.
Do you know any good (kid friendly) knock-knock jokes??
Happy Friday!
24 comments:
oh...good question! Unfortunately I do not know of any...but I will be checking back to see what others post!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out
Have fun!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy!
This is great! That's like the only one we know (besides the banana/orange one - very annoying), so I'm excited for fresh ideas! My 5 year old son LOVES knock knock jokes!
I am sure I have heard plenty but don't remember any of them.
Oh those kids and those knock knock jokes.... lol
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Norma Lee
Norma Lee Who?
Normally I ring the door bell
knock knock who's there?
Sadie
Sadie WHO
Say the Magic words and I'll tell you
Not a knock knock but...
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
I hear that one over and over!
Not really. lol
The only one that my nephew knows and repeats over and over and over is:
Knock knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I....whatever you can come up with. LOL
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
God Bless You!
:-D
I must admit sadly I know none I even consulted with my 11 yr. old daughter and come up blank. I wanted to say that I am in love with your page layout super cute. :)
Knock Knock!
whos there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
happy saturday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall!
Ok, I stole this from "16 candles" but Hannah might like it!
Okay, the one I was going to tell you is very similar to "Three Js." It's one that my boys tell me ALL the time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
"Who" who?
I didn't know you speaked owl.
I know "speaked" isn't a word, but that's the way they tell it to me. LOL.
Hey, stopping by from SITS. I don't have any great jokes to add but I really enjoyed reading all the ones people have already left.
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I am bad at joke telling. lol! I love your blog design, the graphics are so cute! Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving words of encouragement.
Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, don't cry!
Kailani's joke is the current running knock knock at our house. However, my 2 and 4 year olds also love this one (which makes absolutely no sense):
Knock knock
Who's there?
Buffalo
Buffalo Who?
Buffalo I eat you!
For some reason, my kids find this hilarious.
oh, here's a good one:
tap tap
who's there?
I hurt
I hurt who?
I hurt my hand so I can't knock knock
; )
What a great question...every knock-knock joke I've heard has already been posted. Oh well.
I didn't know many myself, but now I do!
nope...but fun to read the other ...especially like the Doris...Door is locked that's why I had to knock. cuteHope you have a GREAT week
Okay, I had THE BESt time reading those comments. I can't wait to try them on Elijah!
Aww, I was gonna tell you the Dwayne the tub one. I heard that one when I was in first grade and I still bring it out every once in awhile. And it still cracks me up.
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