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1) "You went pee pee in the potty! Good job!".
2) "No, I didn't put ANY veggies in this smoothie!"
3) "Honey", "Sweetie", "Sweetheart", "Pumpkin", etc.. Endearments used to be tough for me...after kids I pretty much call everyone by them.
4) "If you just smile nicely for the camera for a few minutes I'll give you candy!"
5) "Because I said so, that's why!"
6) "Wine with lunch? SUUUUUURE!"
7) "Mommy just needs a time out."
8) "You only have to eat three more bites to get dessert."
9) "Of course I'm not
10) "Who wiped their boogers on the wall???????"
11 comments:
My favorite one my hubby said to one of our sons, "Don't hit you peepee with the hammer!" Yup, but it was a plastic toy hammer and he was wearing a very thick cloth diaper. :)
haha yes parenting will do that to you....smiles...lol...oh the things we say...
I don't have those problems. lol
Bwhaha I wrote an entire post on |"Boggers on the wall" and it still gets hits every day!
Sigh, the life of a domestic goddess :)
LOL you crack me up my friend! I may have to borrow this for one of my future posts too! :)
haha, great list! I love the boogers on the wall! My sister used to do that all the time!
Someday you will enjoy reading this to the kids when they are older and easily embarrassed :)
I can't believe some of the things that come out of my mouth!
I think I am going to go and use #6 and #7 right now.
LOL! Same!
These are so funny...I think I need to do one for my dogs :)
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