aloha friday #18

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alohafriday

Okay, Friday is here again and that means it’s time for another round of Aloha Friday. 

Since my daughter loves knock knock jokes, and I can’t remember more than  2 or 3 I am hoping you can help me out.

Do you know any good (kid friendly) knock-knock jokes?? 

Happy Friday!

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Irene said…
oh...good question! Unfortunately I do not know of any...but I will be checking back to see what others post!
June 26, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Anonymous said…
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here
June 26, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Kekibird said…
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Have fun!
June 26, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Pegsy said…
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy!

This is great! That's like the only one we know (besides the banana/orange one - very annoying), so I'm excited for fresh ideas! My 5 year old son LOVES knock knock jokes!
June 26, 2009 at 12:20 PM
Nina said…
I am sure I have heard plenty but don't remember any of them.
June 26, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Liz Mays said…
Oh those kids and those knock knock jokes.... lol

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
June 26, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Night Owl Mama said…
Knock Knock
Who's There
Norma Lee

Norma Lee Who?

Normally I ring the door bell

knock knock who's there?

Sadie
Sadie WHO
Say the Magic words and I'll tell you
June 26, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Country Mouse, City Mouse said…
Not a knock knock but...
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!


I hear that one over and over!
June 26, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Megan said…
Not really. lol

The only one that my nephew knows and repeats over and over and over is:

Knock knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I....whatever you can come up with. LOL
June 26, 2009 at 8:12 PM
wife.mom.nurse said…
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
God Bless You!

:-D
June 26, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Erica said…
I must admit sadly I know none I even consulted with my 11 yr. old daughter and come up blank. I wanted to say that I am in love with your page layout super cute. :)
June 26, 2009 at 8:32 PM
Lacie @ Creative Attempts said…
Knock Knock!
whos there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!


happy saturday!
June 27, 2009 at 6:53 AM
Three Js said…
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall!

Ok, I stole this from "16 candles" but Hannah might like it!
June 27, 2009 at 7:42 AM
Tracey@Aloha Monkeys said…
Okay, the one I was going to tell you is very similar to "Three Js." It's one that my boys tell me ALL the time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
"Who" who?
I didn't know you speaked owl.

I know "speaked" isn't a word, but that's the way they tell it to me. LOL.
June 27, 2009 at 1:44 PM
Debbie @ OtRD said…
Hey, stopping by from SITS. I don't have any great jokes to add but I really enjoyed reading all the ones people have already left.

Wow, your husband did his first triathlon today! That's impressive. I've never done anything like that. I hope he did well and I'm sure he's glad to be done! What a great accomplishment!!
June 27, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Unknown said…
I am bad at joke telling. lol! I love your blog design, the graphics are so cute! Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving words of encouragement.
June 27, 2009 at 4:38 PM
kailani said…
Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, don't cry!
June 27, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Morgan said…
Kailani's joke is the current running knock knock at our house. However, my 2 and 4 year olds also love this one (which makes absolutely no sense):

Knock knock
Who's there?
Buffalo
Buffalo Who?
Buffalo I eat you!

For some reason, my kids find this hilarious.
June 27, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Morgan said…
oh, here's a good one:

tap tap
who's there?
I hurt
I hurt who?
I hurt my hand so I can't knock knock

; )
June 27, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Cathy said…
What a great question...every knock-knock joke I've heard has already been posted. Oh well.
June 28, 2009 at 6:04 AM
Dorkys Ramos said…
I didn't know many myself, but now I do!
June 28, 2009 at 8:03 AM
Roxy said…
nope...but fun to read the other ...especially like the Doris...Door is locked that's why I had to knock. cuteHope you have a GREAT week
June 28, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Sara @ Domestically Challenged said…
Okay, I had THE BESt time reading those comments. I can't wait to try them on Elijah!
June 28, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Unknown said…
Aww, I was gonna tell you the Dwayne the tub one. I heard that one when I was in first grade and I still bring it out every once in awhile. And it still cracks me up.
June 30, 2009 at 7:21 AM
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