If you are here for Aloha Friday, click here . So sorry I messed up the link!!!!!! ---------------------- Welcome to Not Me! Monday , where we get to list everything we have not been doing lately. If you want to play along, please visit MckMama . For starters, I did not just spend the past 5 minutes trying to insert a hyperlink into the above sentence. If I had, it would have definitely been the computer’s fault. I am smarter than the machine. I did not eat any of my daughter’s cupcake. I mean, why would I? It’s not like I have a great love for all things involving cake and frosting. It’s not like I had my own tasty Tiramisu dessert waiting for me. I do not have ANY willpower issues when it comes to desserts. Not me. I did not have to take care of my sick daughter this week. I did not feel really helpless about her wanting to do nothing except rest on the couch. And, if I were to have sat down to watch the end of “Beauty and the Beast” with her, I most ...