It starts with cookies.
Yes, of course we made perfectly square cookie dough. Doesn’t everyone?
No, that is NOT a cookie dough wrapper package you see on the counter.
Follow with frosting.
Lots and lots of frosting.
Make sure you eat
a lot little bit.
Next, you need sprinkles.
Again, good rule of thumb: Use LOTS of them!
Very important step – do not skip! Make sure your mother is occupied with your baby brother. Then proceed to eat more frosting and sprinkles. Tell her she doesn’t need to watch you decorate cookies!
Repeat this process until you have decorated about 11 cookies and somehow made 2 tubes of frosting practically disappear!
What’s left? A happy girl with pink teeth who is going to soon have a sugar crash and completely skip her dinner.
Happy Valentine’s Day.