I keep a running list of things I’m not doing during the week.
It helps when I write this post.
But sometimes I write stuff down really fast.
It seems perfect at the time.
By the time the weekend rolls around and I work on this post, a large portion of the items on my list no longer make sense. Why did I write that down again?
Forgetful? Not Me.
I did not watch an old (1983) episode of The Facts Of Life on On Demand when I could have been sleeping. You know the one where it’s Mrs. G’s birthday and Jo and Blair take her to a strip club and Blair’s boyfriend just happens to be working there? Well, I did not watch that one.
I did not spend $10.99 on a bottle of wine just because I liked the label and I knew it would make for a good blog post.
My son did not pick up a piece of carpet lint that was lingering on the floor. And it definitely DID NOT disappear in his mouth. I did not run over and do a cheek sweep hoping to remove said article.
I did not lay down on my kitchen floor and use myself as a measuring tool simply because I happened to be almost the exact same length (72”) as a floor mat I was eyeing and I wanted to see how it would fit.
And honey, I did not once doubt your ability to install our insta-hot without the aid of a plumber’s expertise. I was NOT nervous at all that the installation would be anything other than the success it was, even after you told me it was a “simple 6 step process”. You have my
wary acceptance full trust in all the projects you tackle around here.
What have you not been doing?