Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else is not doing this week.

Another week follows another list of firm denials.

Here is mine:

I did not cheat on my head chef duties last week by serving meals that took a minimal amount and time and effort. Classics such as grilled cheese and soup, burritos, and one of my all-time favorite’s: “leftovers”.

My son did not, finally, start sleeping through the entire night. I did not have at least 3 nights last week where I did not get out of bed once the entire night. I am not rejoicing over this milestone!

I did not realize that my son and I are ready to stop nursing. This does not make me sad in the slightest.

I did not eat any chocolate on Valentines Day.

I did not eat any cheesecake either.

We did not get any flowers, contrary to the evidence below.

I also did not get a gift certificate for a massage that I plan to use as soon as possible.

I did not have a fabulous Valentine’s Day.

I did not finish typing this up while watching the movie "Spaceballs". I do not find this movie amusing, even after seeing it a zillion times.

Nope, Not Me.