Welcome to Not Me! Monday, where you can get the full and complete rundown of what I DID NOT do last week. If you want to join in on the fun, head over to MckMama’s page and play along!
I, being of sound mind, grace, and elegance certainly did not walk smack into an open cabinet door that just happened to be at the height of my head. I did not open said cabinet door just moments before and I did not immediately forget that it was open.
I do not keep going through the motions of removing all possible baby-reachable items from my bathroom in the morning, only to always forget about the toilet paper. My baby is not fascinated by unraveling toilet paper!
I, being most alert and awake at all times, did not actually keep falling asleep on my living room floor while playing with my kids one weekday afternoon. I do not get tired in the middle of the day!
I do not have a pen drawer full of pens that don’t work. I do not keep going through the pens that don’t work until I find a good one, only to put all pens back in the drawer, thus setting myself up for another pen search next time I need one.
I did not dress my son in pants that were maybe a little teeny bit too small.
I do not look over my shoulder at every noise when I am on the computer and my husband is not home. Nope, not…hey, what was that?!
I did not conveniently forget to mention in the post about my husband’s weekend away that I too would be spending a good chunk of time on Saturday away from my children. Nope, not me. I was home slaving away with full-time child watching and not driving down to Seattle to see a show with a girlfriend.
But if I did actually drive down to Seattle to see a show, I’m sure I did not have any fun at all.
Nope, not me.