Not Me! Monday

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else is not doing this week.

Is is Monday already? Time to fess up to all the things I DID NOT DO.

I definitely have not been having an argument with my refrigerator over all the extra humming it seems to be doing lately. Everyone knows refrigerators can’t talk and certainly won’t listen to what I have to say.

I also did not get one bit jealous over MckMama’s cruise post and pictures. Nope, not me. I’m perfectly happy sitting here enjoying the cold dreary pacific northwest winter.

I am certain I DID NOT find the following in my kitchen drawer, left over from my Christmas stocking. And I am MOST certain I did not eat any of it!

fundip

And since we are not talking about food, I did not eat any cookie dough either.

It is also impossible that I sewed a black button back onto a black sweater using blue thread, simply because I didn’t have any black thread and I didn’t want to wait. I just wouldn’t do that.

And, since I am very intelligent and very observant, I am sure I did not spend the past couple weeks thinking that my sunglasses were gone, only to find them in the exact spot I am CERTAIN I had already checked at least 2 times already: the small center console between the two front seats of my car. Nothing could possibly go missing in there.

Nope. Not me.

Comments

Cathy said…
I did not get jealous about MckMama's cruise either. ;-) Great list! Happy Monday!
February 2, 2009 at 5:07 AM
Country Mouse, City Mouse said…
Happy Monday, I am glad you found your sunglasses.
February 2, 2009 at 5:41 AM
Roxy said…
loved it...now get on that machine and sweat some of that cookie dough off...I've got a few starbucks to shed from this COLD weather!
Have a GREAT Monday...
February 2, 2009 at 5:43 AM
Wayne said…
Great not me monday. I could't stop laughing at the one where you was arguing with your frige.

I was also wondering if you would like to take part in tribute tuesday a blgo on my page it is a chance to pay tribute to some one who lights up your life. it has a mr linky so the world can see your tribute to a wonderful person.
February 2, 2009 at 6:01 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh no...not Fun Dip! At least tell me you didn't use that horrid chalky stick to eat it. K?
February 2, 2009 at 7:42 AM
Dee said…
I havent had fun dip in forever!
February 2, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Roxy said…
YEs... I already checked you out this am and left a message...hoping you already got your sweat on today! Taught class this morning...great to get back inthe routine.... and the junkfood...well...it's All in MODERATION...ok to have a little and not deny yourself...otherwise you'll just CRAVE it and over indulge!
I'll be looking for this "tag" thing you mentioned on the comment. Have a GREAT day!
February 2, 2009 at 11:40 AM
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