Is is Monday already? Time to fess up to all the things I DID NOT DO.
I definitely have not been having an argument with my refrigerator over all the extra humming it seems to be doing lately. Everyone knows refrigerators can’t talk and certainly won’t listen to what I have to say.
I also did not get one bit jealous over MckMama’s cruise post and pictures. Nope, not me. I’m perfectly happy sitting here enjoying the cold dreary pacific northwest winter.
I am certain I DID NOT find the following in my kitchen drawer, left over from my Christmas stocking. And I am MOST certain I did not eat any of it!
And since we are not talking about food, I did not eat any cookie dough either.
It is also impossible that I sewed a black button back onto a black sweater using blue thread, simply because I didn’t have any black thread and I didn’t want to wait. I just wouldn’t do that.
And, since I am very intelligent and very observant, I am sure I did not spend the past couple weeks thinking that my sunglasses were gone, only to find them in the exact spot I am CERTAIN I had already checked at least 2 times already: the small center console between the two front seats of my car. Nothing could possibly go missing in there.
Nope. Not me.